BREAKING: Most things are just okay

Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, and Willie Nelson all sound like names that came out of the same Boggle game.

My list is top 11 because I cannot get it down to 10.

God, remember when shit like this seemed a little more silly back before white supremicists elected a president?

Comparing "The Night Me and Your Mama Met" to "Maggot Brain" made me think it was going to be a lot longer than it ended up being, which was disappointing. The album itself isn't disappointing, though. Really solid. I think I still like Because the Internet better, though, because it feels like it's going for more…

Babylon Five: It's an early masterclass in how to do serialized TV plotting in an era when that wasn't even really a thing yet. But a great deal of the actual scene and character work leaves a lot to be desired, especially when it comes to the human characters. I actually bought the first four seasons used on DVD and…

So that's what makes Slow Joey slow!

I'm gonna miss shit like listening to Kendrick Lamar's "How Much A Dollar Cost" and remembering that it was the President's favorite song of 2015.

This makes sense, because people only watch videos of singers who are good.

He doesn't want to say anything too nasty about the KKK. That's his base.

Well, now THAT song is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

I wish I could've watched this video not knowing that LMM was in it. Because, if you don't know he's coming, it's a fun surprise. But, if you're waiting for it, it's slightly disappointing.

The idea of this website is really cool, but it's kind of annoying how every review has a bit at the beginning (that's sometimes even longer than the guest review!) where the guy who runs the website has to throw in his two cents on the album. It's like he just wanted to sound smart about music but needed a reason why…

And look at the luck that Russia has had.

You mean there isn't already a Devil Wears Prada sequel? I had always just assumed that there was and it didn't do well and we all forgot about it.

Just like the daaaay
Oohh like the day I heeeard

John Fruciante's a talented guitarist, too. Honestly, all the musicians in RHCP are talented. Somehow all the talent kind of cancels each other out. It doesn't help that they've got a frontman who writes lyrics like a two year old who doesn't know what words mean yet but knows they get a reaction.

Is U2 dad rock? To me, dad rock has to have some vague roots music-inspired sounds. Either blues or country. Like, if it sounds like someone could bust out a crazy harmonica solo at any moment, then that's dad rock.

The problem is that Love is a Battlefield is a shitty title for a musical. They'd have to find some way to class it up. My money is on Battlefield: Love.

I haven't either. They were great in Fargo, though.