As someone who did a lot of stand-up comedy in Texas, that southern housewife comedian was PAINFULLY accurate.

Thrice shy.

Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Benches whatever a spider can!

This was literally the only reason that I clicked on this article. And honestly, I kind of regret it, now that I'm aware that this is a thing that exists.

I totally believe 1 and 2. Those are the only things that make sense. The thing I can't understand/believe is 3. Why on earth does he actually want to be president? Like, it's, all things considered, a pretty thankless job that requires a skillset that he doesn't actually have. He's always been more concerned with…

It's so weird following Broadway actors because they can be absolutely huge superstars in the theatre world, but outside of it can still be considered b or c-list celebrities. Like it's weird to think of Jonathan Groff as "Looking's Jonathan Groff" when he was an original cast member of Spring Awakening. At least this…

Guys, this is obvious. Based on everything I learned about the Spider-Man mythos from the musical Spider-Man: Turn of the Dark, I'm guessing she plays Arachne, the spider-goddess that wants to fight/fuck Peter Parker.

It's still weird to me that American Gods is becoming a TV show while Sandman is becoming a movie.

The HDTGM episode for this movie was a lot of fun. I really enjoy it when Jason Mantzoukas enjoys things.

Favorite Oscar Moment: I remember when Jon Stewart was hosting and "Falling Slowly" won best song. Glen Hansard gave a big speech and then Marketa Irglova was about to give hers but the music started playing them off. And so later in the show, Jon brought her out to say her thanks and she just seemed so happy. I loved…

Actually, John Lennon came back to life in the late 80s and now travels across the country in his superfast RV and hangs out with his best friend, Ringo Starr.

Nothing could be as scary as the half second after I saw this headline when I thought they were remaking the Billy Wilder film.

Hey, I liked The Lincoln Lawyer the first time, when it was called THE LINCOLN LAWYER. I saw it TWICE!

One of my favorite CBB moments.

It's good now.

You know, I like Kanye's music. But not so much that I need to defend it to strangers on the internet. But you come here in here and you say OUTRAGEOUS things about Cool Ranch Doritos, and for that, sir, I will not stand.

I can't help but think this was a better album back when it was called Waves and had twelve tracks on it.

I don't think disjointed is the right word, necessarily. Productionwise, it feels cohesive. But a lot of the tracks feel like sketches more than full songs.

That IS a good comment.

This is the correct answer.