She's with Mimsie now.

How about we douse them in pig's blood, throw them both naked in a pit with hungry wolves and then just see what happens?

She put the fun in funeral.

I could tell that was a JBX taco before reading the caption…..I could eat four of those right now.

I don't always drink wine but when I do I schvitz like a schmendrick.

"…to randomly sneak up on him on the subway or while he’s eating and pretend to be personifications of death, love, and time while an unscrupulous private eye secretly records their interactions and doctors the footage so that it looks like Howard is talking to himself."

The episode doesn't explicitly say Coop doesn't speak Japanese but he's such a provincial American doofus it's safe to say he doesn't…how is he imagining Kate and Saito speaking to each other in Japanese? And how is what he imagines Saito's voice to sound the same as what the real Saito's voice sound like in the final…

The Power of the Dark Crystal was actually a thing there for a while:

And he was the guy who bought the Brooklyn Bridge on an old episode of Night Court.

Mr. Bean turkey on the head?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy doesn't work.

Cha-ching! will do that to a fella.

I bought it a soda and tried to molest it in the parking lot.

I can discover a world run by corporations by leaving the house in the morning.

No In-N-Out Burger? Bullshit, I say!

No Young Frankenstein? Sedagive me a break AMC!

Burt won't have to do a tuck-job either.

Critics are taking a great big caca dookie on Suicide Squad so it's good he kept his day job.

As long as there's no gun kata…

Mathematicians, freeze!