I love that movie! I was 12 when it came out…I didn't realize it didn't do well at the box office.

No Joan Chen?

Victor acting like Kiki was truly the best.

My favorite episode was the one where there was a misunderstanding. I hope they adopt that one.

What a jerkoff.

Hell, that's nothing. You should see the life-sized Brad Dourif sexbot I'm building in my garage.

Indiana Jones and that goddamned nurse is stealing money from my wallet! What? No, not the colored one the oriental one!

Indiana Jones and….heheh…..fuck dude…..what?

I don't always drink Manischewitz but when I do I schvitz like a schmendrick.

Don't you mean Armin Tamzarian's experiences in Vietnam?

Thank-you for leaving out Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever.

Twelve million.

Look at that ear-hair! Got to love the don't-give-a-shit style.

So hard to find shits and fucks to give.

Ah…I'm not acting.

How could they leave out this masterpiece?

"Ya like pornos? Give ya a bona?"
—Mr. Eddy, Lost Highway

Media companies used broadcast-quality versions of Beta called BetaCam and DigiBeta, not Betamax so they wouldn't have been using them either. Probably vintage video geeks were still buying Betamax, already retro fetishizing.

And a Wilhelm Scream at 1:21!

Who says Star Wars doesn’t promote multiculturalism? What about Watto, the Nefarious Space Jew? Or Nute Gunray, the Inscrutable Space Chinaman? And who can forget Jar Jar Binks, the Buffoonish Space Negro?