Fuck it…get me some In-N-Out Burger here in New York!

Well look who decided to start acting again!

Bono Christ, why don't you come save my life now!
Open my eyes and blind me with your light now!

Oy gevalt! Will Hirsch randomly break out into highlights from Yentl in this one?

I've felt he was a jackass ever since 2006 when he referred to Brokeback Mountain as a "dick flick" at the Golden Globes.

No point in bringing up Man Trouble I suppose.

No Iceman???

Let us not forget King Abdullah II bin al-Hussein of Jordan, an unabashed trekker, and his 1996 non-speaking cameo in an episode of Star Trek: Voyager (when just a mere Crown Prince, I might add).

In the movie's defense the cheesy CGI fly opening was a quickie made for the director's cut, not the theatrical version.

"…our post-dignity age…"

Haha…that was supposed to be Coulier's "impression" of Bill Murray.

I feel like Garfield was Bill Murray's karmic punishment for getting the very talented Lorenzo Music fired from The Real Ghostbusters by complaining that Venkman sounded like Garfield.

Not to mention Raymond Burr's scheming one-eyed son in Delirious.

Charlie Rockets greatest hits.

RIP Labiaface McClitorisnose

I am enchanted and terrified.

This is why schadenfreude was invented.

The real bitch of it is I'm sure he doesn't even care. Every time one of the three or four animatronic Captain Jack Sparrows at the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland opens its stupid mouth and Depp's stupid pre-recorded voice comes out he probably gets a check big enough to pay off my grad school loans.

Motherfucker's been phoning it in for over a decade now.

There is no god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!