I'll be needing a one-way ticket to Thailand and a baseball bat.

I hope they rescue Joan Chen from that piece of furniture.

How the hell could you leave out the Miskatonic Valley, Arkham, Dunwich, etc???

Matt Melvin is no longer associated with Cyanide and Happiness.

RoboCop's gun!

12 million people

I love that show but I must be getting old because I agree that Breaking Bad action figures don't belong in a children's toy store.

I can't tell if you're trying to be nice or cruel by posting a younger photo of him.

Screw that…where is the Dark Crystal sequel that's been in development hell since 2006?

I don't understand a goddamned thing I just read.

Looks like shit.

Sperminator: Genitals

That's absurd! Totally inaccurate! Warner Bros. is a subsidiary of Time Warner, not an LLC.

"…it's Will doing the yanking…"

Yep, that was shit.

I feel like a screenshot from Starman would have been more appropriate.

I first saw RoboCop on TV and even the TV edit was pretty damn violent (for TV in the 80's) but when I finally got around to renting it in college (really strict parents) seeing Murphy's hand get blown off by Clarence made my guts drop a little. It's one of my all time favorite movies now but still…wasn't expecting…

It's on NetFlix (discs not streaming).

Keen Eddie!

I can get behind that.