Not even bothering with the trailer, if the new season is that close might as well go in cold. Though we’ll see if I actually stick it out through the full season again.

And this is all set 150,000 years in the past...

Please tell me you didn’t read the whole article

Incorrect. 

The site is going to review Star Trek: Strange New Worlds at some point, right?

[James Cameron furiously erases lines on his “Avatar Sequel Names” notebook page.]

Man, it must be great to work for a corporation that is willing to monitor people’s behaviour. I work for a man who routinely and inappropriately yells/screams at his employees, has punched a hole in the wall of an office, makes people uncomfortable with his off color jokes and political statements (that we of course…

You need professional help.

Hey, both things can be true: it sucks that Chapelle got attacked, and Chapelle also sucks.

AV Club says she’s the author in this article, which isn’t true.

Are we going to gloss over the fact that she didn’t even write that op-ed piece, the ACLU did, in a quid pro quo for a cool $3.3 mill?

The New York Times / The New York Times —> pick one

“what is a Disney+ TV show if not a two-hour film with four or six additional hours tacked on needlessly?”

Apocalypse is nowhere near as good as it could have been, but I do think it gets unfairly shit on. It’s still nowhere near as bad as Last Stand or Origins, much less utter dreck like Catwoman or Elektra.

I sort of thought we all stopped being salty about Wonder Woman 1984 being released on HBO Max when it turned out it was fucking terrible.

Warner Bros. brought some footage of an alleged Flash movie that has yet to evidence its existence. Despite some fan requests, Ezra Miller is still in The Flash and so is Michael Keaton, who delivers a mellower bit more confident reading of the fan-favorite line, “You want to get nuts? Let’s get nuts.”

That’s the one where they time travel to feudal Japan right?

Wait, you didn’t see ‘Ghostbusters Go to Hell’? Is this some kind of weird Mandela Effect thing and I’m now in a timeline where that movie didn’t come out?

I will laugh if they reverentially treat Ghostbusters 2 as great film with deep lore that needs to be recycled for two hours of the fake Spielberg treatment.

“Vigo the Carpathian -- was in TWO PAINTINGS!”