“you see, SPECTRE is a secret organization of the evil elite, just like Quantum, only more evil and elite.”

Sure. You cast Barry Keoghan as “Unnamed Arkham Patient” (and more importantly, he received top billing along with the other main cast members) but you weren’t intending to setup a sequel. Suuuuuuuuure.

Writer:  “Slow news day. I mean, there’s nothing else important happening in the world.  Right, guys?  Huh, ‘turn on the news’?  OK, but I don’t see what that has to do with...OHHHH...”

How is “the concept of Loki has existed for literally thousands of years and I’m just his latest face” a newsworthy statement

Sounds like he wants his future roles to be a bit more low key.

I’ve posted at length about Theranos, but the thing this article points out that I still find absolutely crazy is that this technology appears built on nothing more than a fantasy. It’s one thing to have a nascent technology supported by science that still needs tweaking and improving, but the bones are there (and…

“But Theranos? It’s still a good idea. In a Silicon Valley where crypto now reigns, that means something. It makes Theranos one of the more complex and nuanced tales of Silicon Valley deception. Theranos isn’t the Juicero. It could’ve helped people. And Holmes, a female CEO in a sea of tech bros, was easy to root…

If the newest iPhone does not work as promised, it is an inconvenience. If your blood test to detect a fatal condition gives you a false negative and you trusted it, you might die, so the stakes here seem a lot higher and the laxness much more unforgiveable. Why is her faith in non-functioning medical technology…

While I agree that Democrats can be outrageously inept at times, it’s still mind-boggling that they’re facing the reality of losing the house and senate to a bunch of outspoken hobgoblins.

And anyone who chants about “both sides” can go fuck themselves. 

Sir, this is an Applebees.

Fuck Marky Mark.

Kylo becoming the Big Bad was undercut by his utter failure in his debut of the role during the last third of TLJ. You can’t take your Big Bad seriously if his first outing AS said Big Bad results in him acting like a whiny baby and getting massively outplayed by the heroes.

I mean, there was a brief moment where I assumed Poe’s mutiny (leading to deaths of thousands) might have some consequences for him, but then they patted him on the head, so I guess I didn’t know what was going to happen either.

a.k.a. Anna Sorokin

The first time Han and Leia pop by for the weekend, Grogu is going to give his master such a withering little look.

“I know what this looks like, my padawan, but this...this is clearly a work meeting.”

“I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in...oh shit wait I still have Grogu’s car-seat in the back.”

I was, and I am.

I could agree with this. I find the tech in Star Wars infuriatingly inconsistent.

I understood that reference

“So then Black Krrsantan shows up.”