I think they’re doing this shit on purpose now

Yeah, I don’t know how that error was made, since the sentence has both July and October in it.

Black Widow had its wide opening on July 9, not in March. It became available for non-premium streaming on Disney+ on October 6. That’s 3 months following its theatrical premiere, not 7.

I mean, both her and Craig aren’t wrong? The movies make it pretty clear that even though he may seem cool on a surface level, Bond’s a terrible person, a dude who murders dozens per movie and has frequent hook ups because he has nothing else going in his life aside from his job which, again, is as a government…

145 minutes?! Movie bloat is completely out of control. My hot take is that 60-70% of movies can be competently told in 90 minutes, another 20-ish% told in 2 hours, and very, very few movies really need to be longer than 2 hours. In particular there have been vanishingly few comedies - no matter how dark or satirical…

I literally do not have the emotional strength for satire that is simply an accurate reflection of the hellscape in which we live.

I’m kind of skeptical this will work. Looking at that header image, Adam McKay doesn’t really look like Elizabeth Holmes.

For me, Del Toro has been pure aesthetics and bland scripts for several years, the initial hype leaves a bitter taste after watching.

Why not “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” or “Escape to Margaritaville” for a real challenge?

“I am become bait, destroyer of threads”

“You could say [Freddy Got Fingered] was the second worst thing to happen in 2001.” - RLM

It isn’t so much a movie as an act of cinematic terrorism, and it’s glorious.

Yeah, I’m not super sure who else is out there in Texas politics to run, but a McConaughey run seemed to be within the realm of the “what do we have to lose” and the “maybe crazy enough to work.”

I have absolutely no opinion on this and I just wanted everybody to know that.

As insane as it sounds, he couldn’t possibly been worse than Greg Abbott.

Now, you know, learning lines takes me a little while. It takes me the night before, maybe.

“However, it only binds ERs; hospitals can and do refuse patients who either are stable or who did not enter via the ER.” Maybe, but it’s not as though someone turned away from the hospital because they didn’t enter through the ED can’t just, y’know, walk to the ED. Or be wheeled there. Once they get to the ED, and…

At this point, I feel like they should limit the number of beds taken by unvaccinated COVID patients.

You list how much sympathy you have on your resume? 

It’s gonna be really bad again this winter, and I’m all out of sympathy.

I wasn’t expecting exactly her taking over the organization, but rather Julia Louis-Dreyfuss showing up again to recruit her.