My wife wasn’t even born in Pakistan and her mom was American but when she gets anger she gets an Indian accent. It’s bad because it’s usually when she is really pissed but it’s funny as hell so I have to try not to laugh while she is clearly ready to rip my head off 

Monica is clearly moved when Jimmy mentions Captain Marvel.

The MCU is framed with a “superheroes = sympathetic” angle when their actions have serious repercussions for regular people that never get addressed. Hayward is probably going to be bad because the MCU struggles with nuance, but that doesn’t make him wrong here.

Oh, it’s a very real possibility Hayward is just “evil” and is a part of Hydra or something. (the MCU is not really known for their subtle villain reveals)
my point is, looking at the situation objectively, Wanda seems to be a very serious, and possibly unstable threat that needs to be stopped and trying to reason with…

I think you are being a little harsh on Hayward.
While he is jumping to conclusions and is very ‘gung ho’ about shooting first asking questions later, from his perspective Wanda is posing a very serious threat (though maybe not immediate) and she is basically holding thousands of people hostage, and from Monica’s own…

Riverdale is the primary front in the Great Canamerican Maple Syrup War.

“Which war is she referring to? Because we’re in, like, a bunch of them.” - Er...

The Flash has hit diminishing returns and really should end sooner rather than later. (Though I realize it probably still gets good ratings.)

“there’s no way to know” is what really makes the video

Please tell us where you learned geography. Thanks!

“Looks like Eddie succeeded at one thing: proving you’re never too old to be a big stupid jerkface.”

We can sue siblings for emotional distress? This is a game changing revelation. Better get ready, Eddie. Who’s going to be hitting themselves now?

“Soon they’re smoking, sexing, and committing mild assault in a roller rink.”

A character doesn’t have to display racist tendencies in order to be the face of white supremacy. Plemons totally nails a certain type of blithe, corn-fed evil. He doesn’t always do evil things, but he evokes a certain sort of cog in the system which is completely confident in the profits and advantages such a system…

File this under who gives a shit. 

“Endgame focused on exploring the immediate boon it provided, that suddenly all of our laid-low heroes (except for Black Widow, sorry Nat) were now back” - Except Nat and Vision, you mean.

Damn straight

ReBoot looked better than this back in the ‘90s.

No kidding.