Renting that for $20 sounds okay if I can invite a friend ov-

The possibility of Betty Gilpin hunting me for sport gives me such mixed feelings

Disney: We can’t have Li Shang and Mulan enter in a relationship because having a general dating a soldier beneath him in rank is demeaning to women, even though they don’t officially start a relationship until she’s left the military.

Disney, also: It’s not demeaning to Belle to justify a guy relentlessly one-sidedly…

Should of made it a queer love story. Probably would have upped the urgency of the situation, avoided some of the more tired time-traveler/damsel in distress tropes and distinguished it from Outlander (of which it is a lesser copy)

“Meesa need to talk to HR!”

And the lab tech was a gungan. 

He may not have had sex, but the next novelisation will reveal that his scientists did need some genetic material for the clone, so Sheev jerked off into a cup for them, maintaining unblinking eye contact with the lab tech the whole time.

Yeesh, what a fucking mess this whole trilogy has been. Now let us never speak of it again

I’ll let this marinate a bit before deciding how much I hate it, etc, etc.

I like Harrison, and I agree with most of his policies, but I do think he should release his medical records.

Unpopular Opinion: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is better than Temple of Doom. Less racist too. 

“author E. L. James deserves to be commended for turning sexy Twilight fan-fiction into a reasonably big and successful multimedia career” - What? No. Why? Maybe you meant she ought to be congratulated, as in, one would express sympathetic pleasure at her success, rather than commended, as in praised for the quality…

There is a certain callousness to looking at all the horrific shit that really happened in concentration camps and saying "naww, we need to come up with some new shit."

“Various assumptions that the Star Wars universe might be scaling back a bit...
appear to be less obviously correct by the minute” - Lucasfilm announced a trilogy each from Benioff&Weiss and Rian Johnson. That would have been six movies. Now they say there might be a Waititi movie or a Dillard movie at some point.…

Reminder: if you reply to a troll in the grays, they get what they want. Attention vampires can only come in your house if you invite them in. 

the RDJ Sherlock Holmes series is a long dry fart that doesn’t even have the integrity to be a wet fart

My favorite movie scene is when MacGruber distracts the bad guys with a stick of celery up his butt! We’re both students of cinema!

Its been bizarre to see newer films in a franchise assume making their older heroes failures is a good way to sell tickets but hopefully with their Box Office failures it’s a trend that’s very much done.

“what has to be the queerest comic book movie to date”

I’m surprised it’s even marginally watchable; word leaked out that the military liaisons and others were being asked such basic questions that the script and directing for this thing was always going to have an end product that landed somewhere in the Pearl Harbor 2 range.