I see they took the new and exciting world of the Mandalorian and are going to quickly turn it into Star Wars: Remember that Thing?

Empire Strikes Back - The Rebels fight off the Empire from invading their base on a snowy planet, but fail and have to flee. Luke separates from the gang in order to find an old Jedi Master who’s secluded himself from the rest of the galaxy and tries to get him to train him. Luke fails his first few tests and has to…

Renting that for $20 sounds okay if I can invite a friend ov-

The possibility of Betty Gilpin hunting me for sport gives me such mixed feelings

“Considering there’s now approximately 70 billion streaming services, I think not knowing about them is the thing I would like to most share” - Oh, for Pete’s sake, enough with this smarmy, self-cherishing simpering of a house style from the AV io9 Club. Streaming services allow you to beam incredible works of art…

I’m not a coward; I’ve just never been tested.

Disney: We can’t have Li Shang and Mulan enter in a relationship because having a general dating a soldier beneath him in rank is demeaning to women, even though they don’t officially start a relationship until she’s left the military.

Disney, also: It’s not demeaning to Belle to justify a guy relentlessly one-sidedly…

Should of made it a queer love story. Probably would have upped the urgency of the situation, avoided some of the more tired time-traveler/damsel in distress tropes and distinguished it from Outlander (of which it is a lesser copy)

Ya, anything that features fictional science or speculates on the future is scifi, you don’t need spaceships.

“Meesa need to talk to HR!”

And the lab tech was a gungan. 

He may not have had sex, but the next novelisation will reveal that his scientists did need some genetic material for the clone, so Sheev jerked off into a cup for them, maintaining unblinking eye contact with the lab tech the whole time.

Yeesh, what a fucking mess this whole trilogy has been. Now let us never speak of it again

I’ll let this marinate a bit before deciding how much I hate it, etc, etc.

I like Harrison, and I agree with most of his policies, but I do think he should release his medical records.

Unpopular Opinion: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is better than Temple of Doom. Less racist too. 

“author E. L. James deserves to be commended for turning sexy Twilight fan-fiction into a reasonably big and successful multimedia career” - What? No. Why? Maybe you meant she ought to be congratulated, as in, one would express sympathetic pleasure at her success, rather than commended, as in praised for the quality…

“At the center of it are the Nihil, who are the bad guys of the era”

I don’t care what galaxy you’re from, that floppy hair does not meet infantry grooming standards.

I’m surprised it’s even marginally watchable; word leaked out that the military liaisons and others were being asked such basic questions that the script and directing for this thing was always going to have an end product that landed somewhere in the Pearl Harbor 2 range.