“Hi I’m the flash I wanna protect you”

Netflix’s DVD service still exists. And is still better than Blockbuster. Wasn’t it that, not streaming, that killed the brick ‘n mortars?

Amazon has a shit ton of movies that are available to rent or buy and not part of Prime. They all cost less than 20 bucks (which is a fraction of what people used to spend on VHS movies and comparable to dvds). There are more movies to watch than people have time to watch them. The streaming era kicks serious ass for…

This is just disingenuous marketing bullshit to make a movie seem like a bigger deal than it is. Just like with Black Panther if a movie is so culturally important just let the underprivileged kids in for free. Disney is a large multi-billion dollar company and letting some poor kids see a movie is no skin off…

No story? That hasn’t stopped DC before POW! ZING! ZAP!

That’s my absolute favorite Muppet movie.

I stopped reading after Kyle Chandler and immediately went and bought a ticket

If a few years ago somebody had told me that a one-time Superman actor playing Ray Palmer by way of Ted Kord and 2 Broke Girls’ Max’s ex playing a dude-bro Citizen Steel would be two of my favorite TV characters ever, I wouldn’t have believed it. Yet here we are.

I read right through from Gen. to Acts
Head is swimming with vows and pacts
I can’t sleep ‘cause my bush’s on fire
I’ll make you suffer my thwarted desires

Thankyou, IV. This is the kind of critical analysis you just don’t get at the New Yorker.

Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…

I guess I’m the only person who thinks that Black Widow as a character is dullsville. I put her on the same level as Hawkeye in terms of my level of interest.

Maybe Netflix could stop dropping every episode at once.

Dole them out piecemeal.

We devour and hype Game of Thrones over a two month give or take period. Netflix shows come and go in a week before the next thing is out and the momentum is gone.

Seriously, stop giving it all at once.

It can be two things.

Here’s the obligatory post that these shows should be 8 or 10 episodes instead of 13.

Remember when we thought they just had to get rid of the Speedsters and their problems would be fixed? Turns out its actually the underpinned writing for their villains that suck.

Just a note, Soylent was originally from a 1966 book by Harry Harrison called “Make Room! Make Room!” Therein, Soylent was portmanteau of ‘soy’ and ‘lentil’. The later movie (“Soylent Green”) took a bunch of liberties with the original source material, e.g. that soylent was [spoiler alert] made of people.
Basically,…

You don’t need to see the other two to follow the (nonsensical) plot, but they are a must if you want to feel underwhelmed.

You people make me sick

When they keep retconning the characters so hard there is no way to let character drive plot in a consistent way.