I read right through from Gen. to Acts
Head is swimming with vows and pacts
I can’t sleep ‘cause my bush’s on fire
I’ll make you suffer my thwarted desires

Thankyou, IV. This is the kind of critical analysis you just don’t get at the New Yorker.

Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…

I guess I’m the only person who thinks that Black Widow as a character is dullsville. I put her on the same level as Hawkeye in terms of my level of interest.

Yep, the end of the The Mist is amazing. Painful, haunting and memorable. It’s not supposed to make you feel good.

Nope. You have The Mist in the wrong list - that ending is brutal, haunting and utterly chilling, and the film is all the better for it.

Maybe Netflix could stop dropping every episode at once.

Dole them out piecemeal.

We devour and hype Game of Thrones over a two month give or take period. Netflix shows come and go in a week before the next thing is out and the momentum is gone.

Seriously, stop giving it all at once.

a film that got bumped off to make room for Iron Man 3, a serviceable, but not altogether interesting MCU movie.

It can be two things.

Here’s the obligatory post that these shows should be 8 or 10 episodes instead of 13.

Remember when we thought they just had to get rid of the Speedsters and their problems would be fixed? Turns out its actually the underpinned writing for their villains that suck.

Just a note, Soylent was originally from a 1966 book by Harry Harrison called “Make Room! Make Room!” Therein, Soylent was portmanteau of ‘soy’ and ‘lentil’. The later movie (“Soylent Green”) took a bunch of liberties with the original source material, e.g. that soylent was [spoiler alert] made of people.
Basically,…

You don’t need to see the other two to follow the (nonsensical) plot, but they are a must if you want to feel underwhelmed.

You people make me sick

When they keep retconning the characters so hard there is no way to let character drive plot in a consistent way.

It’s called the Sex Crimes of Grindelwald, dude.

This is quite the Revelation.

The star was quoted as saying “If this isn’t the best movie in history, may I be struck by lighting!” before being struck by lightning.

Personally I found the various attempts to introduce new speedster heroes into The Flash to be pretty boring. The problem can be summed up by the tv series intro:

It’s true that several characters have become ‘heroes’ ....but the Show is THE FLASH you can not have another Flash unless there is an endgame in mind. I remember when he appeared for the first time at Joe’s door like ....hey I’m your son “Wally West”......my only reaction was .....WAY TOO SOON.