Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

(never mind the irony of calling a paean to print journalism The Post)

Don’t give up your day job because your comedy is shit and homophobic . We’ll all look forward to your painful death by spider bites

This entire article is better when read with Garrison Keillor’s voice while imagining a crowd laughing at various bits while you sit there not understanding what’s so funny.

Guy Noir investigated and found no evidence of any wrongdoing.

Geese got in the engines, IIRC.

Manu Bennett’s Deathstroke on Arrow looks much better.

He ain’t no fucking Manu Bennett, I can tell you that.

“I Want It That Way” is the ensemble’s masterpiece, signaling emerging maturity not just as a musical group, but as young men entering the conflicted world of adulthood. On its surface, IWITW is a lament, an appeal for the return of lost love. But hidden within its lovelorn lyrics is a declaration to never blindly…

That’s how he chooses to identify. Show a little sensitivity, for Christ’s sake.

It’s possible that Dylan says inappropriate things all of the time and no one understands what he’s saying.

Oh please. Nobody’s gonna be surprised by the Easter Bunny. It’s been an open secret in the holiday mascot industry for decades.

it’s true even Charlie Rose has it’s thorn.

This amused me wholly until that second, rambling-ass instagram post. Maybe I haven’t paid enough attention, but is Tyrese okay? Because that was some next-level stream-of-consciousness bullshit

Allegation: Ratner was too powerful for any woman to dare to accuse him.

18?!? The first one sucked hard and I was in college then and liked shitty horror films. What keeps this crap breathing? They’ve been DTV for 20 years, they can’t possibly be profitable.

That’s why Julian fled across the big blue wet thing!

Also a reminder that Allen is married to Soon-Yi Previn, 35 years his junior and his adopted stepdaughter

This is not true. She was the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and André Previn.

Fun fact: Farrow and Allen were never married, nor did they live together.

One good movie is not a streak.

It’s films like these that make me so glad I’m an atheist.