“Dear ChatGPT: pitch, write, and animate a pre-ANH Dave Filoni show about Inquisitors and that one person Ahsoka fought in Mando S2. Make sure it uses only previously introduced characters, and that the preview contains absolutely nothing to entice any viewers who aren’t Filoni completists. And, however many…

“Morpheus was undoubtedly a self-sacrificing guide to Neo. but it was Morpheus’ confidence, the weight of respect his character’s presence inspired throughout the film’s world.”

an underutilized An-Li Bogan

we are so hungry for them that we’ll admit to having some nostalgia for The Amazing Spider-Man?

Agreed. Ahsoka was so boring, it killed any interest I had in “let’s explore to limits of the Jedi way and teachings,” and I didn’t even watch the damn show.

I miss when lightsabers flickered, because the hand-drawn rotoscoped effect couldn’t be made completely smooth; it made them look unpredictable and dangerous. This would be an easy element to add to the CG effect workload, but the fact that the franchise can’t be bothered to do it is depressing. Whenever I see…

Look, I’m not a die-hard Star Wars fan, so I’m not personally offended by that take, but what you call a “forced dichotomy” is the core of the SW mythos. Saying “a little bit of Dark Side use should be considered healthy” is like saying “a bit of tobacco use should be considered healthy.” It makes sense that a Dark…

One could *kinda* cite Lord of the Rings as an improved live-action remake of animated movies, but on the whole, I agree entirely.

“he will unfortunately not be playing Saddam Hussein himself.”

Aye, it’s a truly awful review. I’m sure the movie sucks, but this Betancourt guy has some nerve accusing it of being badly written.

These rates are still offering a month of entertainment for the price of an evening movie ticket, fancy cocktail, or two or three lattes.

The Guardians didn’t co-star in L&T; they made a collective cameo.

Well, making a project starring at least two characters who already have mainstream popularity is a tack the MCU arguably hasn’t tried since Multiverse of Madness, so sure, it could do well.

There was some good stuff in S2, but I’m satisfied where S1 ended.

I think Deb is obviously hoping that if Stewart only does one show per week, he'll be able to cram the best material into that one show, rather than spacing it out across four.

I’m not sure Keates realizes those are fan films, lol. She probably just copy-pasted from somewhere without giving it any further thought.

“Ryan Gosling was nominated for playing Ken in Barbie this morning, but Margot Robbie failed to score a Best Actress nomination for playing Barbie herself. (This isn’t to take away from Gosling’s performance at all; it just would have been nice to see Barbie nominated for Barbie.)”

I’m not saying something like that couldn’t happen, but I could just as easily see it not happening.

Until I see otherwise, I’m convinced that Ahsoka and Grogu will end up in a time vortex that brings them into the present day of the upcoming Rey movie, thus allowing Filoni to keep them the most important characters in the franchise despite not appearing/being mentioned in the ST.

From "constant bomb threats" to "at least one act of violence"? Hope you used a tractor to move your goalpost that far. :P