But a SWEET GRANDMA accidentally poisoned some CANDIED APPLES for Halloween treats and now a LITTLE KID is going to perish if Gary doesn’t get to them in time!
But a SWEET GRANDMA accidentally poisoned some CANDIED APPLES for Halloween treats and now a LITTLE KID is going to perish if Gary doesn’t get to them in time!
“Tomorrow’s newspaper, today — in other words, today’s news?” - Right. The fact that everything he has to fix is going down that very day is what gives the stories most of their tension.
“you might be a bad person if you call other people ‘childish, stupid, and self-congratulatory’ for having a visceral reaction to seeing someone they despise”
“Everything sucksism” was a term coined by Nathan Rabin in a column for The Onion A.V. Club to decry a trend of ironic detachment in pop culture, shitting on things just for the purpose of shitting on them. Rabin was talking about our habit of taking down sitting ducks for sport. They’re easy targets and we gain…
Given that it aired during the height of the lockdowns, the third season’s cratering viewership was truly notable. And, unfortunately, also well deserved.
Condolences, and best of luck for a quick and happy end to your job search!
The site is going to review Star Trek: Strange New Worlds at some point, right?
That Hughes didn’t even mention that is baffling.
And it’s also under an hour, not 142 freakin’ minutes long.
HARD PASS
Oh, I'm not saying it merited episode by episode recaps; a full-season review would have been fine. Same goes for Picard S2.
Do I think Hope/The Wasp could carry a movie of her own? Not necessarily. Is she/Lilly a charming match for Rudd? Totally.
“The Steve Carell-starring sitcom aired its second season back in February, apparently”
Dear Hollywood: you can stop making movies about hit people now. You can also stop having the inciting plot point being their refusal to hit a kid. Sincerely, a weary nation.
That was Tyrese.
Of all the risible phrases around today, "Let [something something pop culture], you cowards" has to be the most nauseating, and anyone who uses it should go on a long meditative retreat in some very quiet woods
Side note, the book is amazing, and anyone who has a senior citizen relative, friend, or self should absolutely read it.
It’s almost as if a franchise built on the childish fantasy of hiding your inner special-ness from the world while waving dorky little sticks and shouting Pig Latin (rather than doing genuinely cool adult stuff like swinging lightsabers and beating people up with your fists), should limit its main characters to...…
“if they just go ahead and name Larson’s character Mary Sue.” - Fun fact: Agents of SHIELD did exactly that. Skye/Daisy’s orphanage name was Mary Sue Poots.
I’d be a lot more excited if Spiner weren’t returning. No offense to the person, but Data and the Soongs already got more of their fair share of attention in S1. Here’s hoping it’s just a low-key old hologram appearance, or something.