“and by shop I mean vaginas”

In these insane times we now live, watching NewmotherfuckingYORK and Sonja with a sexy J brunching and talking shop (and by shop I mean vaginas) is just so very EVERYTHING I need. The perfect pallet cleanser and ray of LIGHT!

That “couple with no money making a prenup” schtick seemed fake to me, because I read that they each make 45k per episode. Does anyone know if that’s accurate?

I’d have to agree. Both of them are terrible, awful people.

They had a whole convo about it. He just likes it so much but they’re not married yet.

Anyone with a fake Facebook account willing to post an article about this case on the B(lue)LM Facebook page?

The footage of her sitting down was what did it for me.

Yeah I love Bey and she was working a lot and from I recall had issues conceiving, but yeah I’m a #bumptruther.

This is what I think also. Those bump pictures could be of anyone!!!!!!1! #truth

I am in this camp as well.

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

This whole shoot is just so very...extra? I’d expect nothing less of Beyoncé, of course, and she should do what she likes. But it all just seems so strange—how very odd to be her and live that kind of life and to do weird things like this photoshoot.

The last time I was in a Wet Seal, they had a ton of stuff with the “Contempo Casuals” label on it. Mostly velvet babydoll dresses straight out of the 90's. So you might be able to snatch some Contempo goodies on clearance!

Contempo Casuals! Every pay day I was in Downtown Crossing at the Corner Mall to get another club outfit. Love that store.

OMG, Contempo Casuals. I haven’t thought about them in a long time.

I would watch if Kathie Lee and Hoda got her drunk.