I feel like I remember Jezebel doing stories about how Bradley Cooper keeps dating younger and younger women and was probably gay. No?

Not on Jezebel enough, apparently! I am now realizing that everyone was hating on it..

I also thought the dress looked weirdly ill-fitting, and was bothered by the stupid wispy strands she had to keep adjusting. But I am not a designer, or a hair stylist. And when I’ve said as much to people they are SHOCKED that I didn’t think everything was just PERFECT and BEAUTIFUL, and what am I, a hater? So, I…

here’s something really terrible - I saw the picture of Lauer and had to stop and think, wait- what did he do? It took a second for it all to click back in - oh right, the button under his desk locking his office door.

Perdue? The University of Chicken? Probably Purdue...

I noticed that. I’ll give this a star.

That’s a thing now - my teen daughter called our dog “low key rancid” recently and I had to translate... that meant a little bit smelly. Maybe the same here... a little bit tense. Also - I agree, I wouldn’t want to be on Julia’s bad side. Super funny, but possibly also a little mean. Low key mean.

LOVed this.

Now I’m wondering what RBG’s kid did that necessitated so many calls home. I hope he wasn’t a little shit. But maybe he was, even with her as his mom.

I am so into The Crown right now - and just watched the episode where Princess Margaret rejects the stuffy princessy portrait. So this sort of thing is just fanning the flame for me. I am well and truly obsessed by those damn royals now!

Am I the only one who is thinking - gross! The French don’t pick up after their dogs in the streets. Are we now to assume they let their dogs pee in their fireplaces or other inside places? If my dog just casually pissed on something inside, that would be a sign that something was really wrong. Or maybe in this case…

I hate that kind of clapping! It’s not real clapping. The hands are always up high, very little sound. It’s just a pantomime of clapping. A clapping show.

He really does look like a woman in this foto

Same. Used to be neutral on MS. Now actively dislike her because of this.

I feel a little bad that what I am noticing in this picture is how well Will wears his khakis. Is it that he’s so tall? Is he in fact tall?

Omg I loved this!

“tugging and grimacing like a confused but dominant sheepdog sitting on its owner’s face in the middle of the night”

“I think he asked for the dinner and he wanted to stay on as the FBI head and I said I’ll consider, you know, we’ll see what happens,’” said Trump.

wait - Was the title of the movie supposed to also winkingly refer to vaginas? omg