@WittyUserName: No ...I don't.

Yikes!

Oh please Splinter Cell...this guy is no longer Vice President..and you must have known he wouldn't be by the time the game was released....give it a rest please...be original....I wonder if the next "Villain" will be LBJ....good grief.

@Little Mofreaky:

@Aquaricat: Thanks....I shall begin telling my wife that starting immediately.....Hopefully that excuse will convince her to wear them as well.

@Bad Cowfish: Uh oh...you went there....."Ohh...Snap!"

@Aquaricat: still doesn't answer the question of ...why the built in fishnets?.....why don't Marcus and the fellas wear them too?.....or DO they?

@Malevolentburrito: It's different...because fighting monsters is fun....no diapers...no tantrums...no morning sickness or cravings to eat peanut butter and sour cream sandwiches....just kicking Monster ass....wait... what do you mean It isn't fun when it's real?

@n00bcheese: the answer she hopes to get is the one that will satisfy the non existent brain inside her fiction filled head.

@Limeade: I think body "strength" is important more so than body size....In order to carry all the heavy weapons while pondering what it would be like to have a neck.

why does the female in the drawing not only not have any kind of chest protection but her pants DO have "fishnets" built in?.....come on now...if she's fighting Locust...please dump the "sexiness" and get the woman some kind of armor for crying out loud!

@mainachou: I suppose we could...if only the damn Locust didn't destroy all of our cloning centers and hospitals....damn them!

An excellent example of The Boston Phoenix.

I certainly hope it's real and if she's married I'd bet her husband is very happy about this unintended situation with the Wii.

For Sloopydrew....Done and done.

@DocSeuss: The whole NFL deal from a few years back still frosts me.

@Wraithfighter: "We don't have the time to comment on the many lawsuits Activision files against its employees and creative partners."........that's the quote of the week....HAHA...great.

What company do I detest more though...Activision or EA?...I think I hate them equally.

Night of the Comet had the True Zombies and true Heros!....it was also TRUE CRAP!

hahaha...the headline pic is fantastic