Finally, something the NFL knows how to handle: assault.

Best part is all of these allegations are coming from the coach who did this:

I’m thinking about going into the tin-foil hat business...how many can I put you down for?

We don’t care... It’s fun to see the rest of the NFL so paranoid while we’re just lining up Gronk unmatched on the outside.

Exactly. We ought to all be laughing at this crybaby nonsense. This from the team who up until this year had Polamalu running at the line and frequently jumping over it at the snap, now claiming a sideways shift is disconcerting. Jesus H. Fucknuts, that is stupid.

This is complete bullshit. The Steelers scored a TD on the exact same shift by running a play into the just-vacated hole. Ben’s just pissed because the Patriots backup O-lineman played better than his backups.

I’m so tired of Ben Roethlisberger trying to shove his shit down people’s throats.

So...

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Players dont have access to the coaches first 20 play script. How many copies do you think their are and you dont think a coach would notice if he was missing his? It’s just so ridiculous.

“Security’s extremely tight throughout Gillette Stadium. Don’t think too many people, if any, are casually walking into the visitors’ locker room. And let’s just say they are, who leaves play sheets around?”

They never taped closed practices, the reports of that happening were all proven false, though it continues to drive the cheating narrative today. The only thing the Patriots were known to have done is film from an disallowed location during a game. The other allegations, like swiping playbooks, are just that,…

How does the actual rule support your argument:

You stupid fuck. This isn’t national security. This isn’t abt the president bombing cambodia. Its abt filming defensive signals ten yrs ago from the wrong place in the stadium and .2PSI missing from a football.

Seriously. What idiot says “it’s well known that there is a group of people going house-to-house stealing TVs. Instead of locking my door, i’ll just leave a fake TV in front if my real tv and hope they steal that instead.”

It sounds like the signal taping was a scouting exercise (rather than an in-game strategy), so whether it was from the sidelines or slightly above - it can be captured, analyzed with identical facility.

Here’s what I got:

It’s pretty damning of the NFL and Goodell in particular. It’s not just “Spygate was worse than previously believed.” It’s “It was worse than we believed, Goodell and other owners and executives knew about it, AND they willingly covered it up to avoid a black eye.”

“Filming from an unapproved location” has quite a different tone then implying that the filming itself was illegal. It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.