George and Robin are the best things to ever hit morning tv. I also love Lara bit I seriously miss Sam. Ginger is the one black cloud.

I appreciate the Starbucks tiny items of revenge. I worked at BK for many years and it was rare that I had the time or a great idea for revenge but I could give those people the icky looking slice of tomato or the end piece of the onion and know that I scored a small victory.

Maybe we should make a new law that hot dishes have to have a warning printed on them.

Everyone is quick to jump on the director because she made the mistake of putting her remarks into wiring but does anyone seriously believe that these parents have anything to be proud of? At best, they’re shit stirrers.

I absolutely cannot understand any comparison to the Starbucks guy. Chipotle guy is trying to maximize his order, not steal free food. If Chipotle offers these options without an upcharge, I see no problem.

Why does Prada hate boobs? Their clothes are a campaign designed to make boobs look weird. Just embrace the jugs, Prada!

Please tell me more about what it’s like to not have to work for a living. I’ve only dreamed of being part of that world.

There are so many things that I would like to ‘decline to pay for.’

Question Eleven: Can I have a silent spinster shower just to get some cash even though I’m so totally single?

I want to know whether a child can be placed in protective custody based on a picture. Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

Also a stylist whose methods will not actually give you straight hair. You shouldn’t do anything you’re uncomfortable with, just don’t pretend those other products work.

If formaldehyde is what has given me reason to love my hair for the first time in my life, then give it all to me. I’ll shower in that shit and it will be totally worth it. Formaldehyde will have to get in line behind all the other cancer causing headlines that change every mauve.

Please remember that clicking on anything related to her give her more attention! Just let her die a lonely, lonely death.

I always preferred to cry while smoking by the dumpster (we weren’t allowed to smoke anywhere on site so we hid by the dumpster).

I’m just here to make people jealous by pointing out that I went to Jameson last Friday. Yeah. Also, I’m just as surprised about Pennsylvania making a good choice. Whoa.

The real reason I’m reading the comments is to make sure I don’t say this if somebody beat me to it. Damn you!

I sincerely thought that was a homage to Cecil then was very disappointed by the real explanation.

I recently canceled my Ipsy in order to raise my monthly Sephora “allowance” so this is even more perfect! Come to my boring ass city, dammit!

Extra BCO! Such a happy surprise! Plus, now I’m no longer thinking I should go find a snack.

As somebody who is at the airport because I’m trying to go somewhere in a timely manner, please sit the fuck down and stop wasting everyone’s time by begging for the upgrade you “deserve.” Nothing is worse than having to wait longer to get a legitimate problem solved because you’re behind some entitled asshole. Also,…