This is the most bizarre ranking I've ever witnessed. Did you have an LSD pizza before you wrote this?

I am a subscription box junkie so I have a bajillion product samples and no guilt about it! I find things that I love and I also find things that I don't love but tossing a sample doesn't feel so bad.

I don't know which I'm looking forward to more: the Lifetime movie that reveals Invisible Boyfriend as a creepy dude who lives in the woods and comes to find you or the SyFy movie that shows us the cyborg Invisible Boyfriend as it becomes sentient.

Are we sure he did the sewing himself? He probably found a kid on a scholarship and paid him 14 cents to do it.

Government should be small enough to only fit in your bedroom.