This legit happened to me - I was on the window and another girl was on the aisle, with the Orthodox gentleman assigned to the middle seat...on something like a 12 hour flight. What was crazy is that he just wanted one of us to give up our prime seats so he didn’t have to sit between two women. This girl and I…

“ Probably a better and faster way to put a stop to this behavior would be...”

I wasn't going to ask or anything. I was just going to call you a completely ignorant fool. But, since you pointed it out, now I know you are a completely incompetent, ignorant fool. You are a fucking sheep. You have built up a false view of all cops based on your loyalty to your brother and his profession. It makes…

No one gets the death penalty for "resisting arrest". The MOST you can get is a year in jail and a $2500 fine. It is not a human right to execute people for resisting arrest.

The guy was running AWAY, not toward him. Sorry, this isn't Ferguson. That excuse isn't going to work this time.

Oh and JUST incase you think…

Our honeymoon was wonderful until our last night. It began as a lovely evening, we ate delicious food, drank entirely too many cocktails and retired to our hotel room around 2 am for some sexy time. We both passed out and the next thing I remember is being in an elevator on the fourth floor with the doors open. Our…

I’ve had several dogs who all like to sleep next to me. One of them threw up on my face twice, once while my mouth was open and I was snoring. I assume that aside from fetish sites I may be the only person who has ingested canine vomit. It was actually kind of interesting, because after gargling two large bottles of…

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

One more thing: Do not use mass market (Hartz) flea or tick medication and collars. They can be highly toxic to your pet (cat and dog alike). This is one area where you have to spring for the brands sold by vets: Frontline, Revolution, etc.

I actually thought the picture of Mandy looked like Kiera Knightley

As a lass wi' guid Scots blood running in my veins (as my grandfather used to say, we're MAC Donalds) I heartily approve of this post.

He always seems so nice in interviews and stuff. When he was on Graham Norton, Graham read him a blog entry by some mortified fan who felt like he'd made an ass out of himself in front of Mark Ruffalo, and Ruffalo kept going, "No! I remember him! He was a nice guy and totally fine!" Also, his performance in The Normal…

This is all amazing. We broke up about a year ago, so I'm starting to come out of the other side, though am in a new relationship and am realizing how deep my relationship issues are right now. Would love to know more about how to find these free groups. Can't afford therapy right now and definitely need to talk this…

Wish I could star this more than once. Was at Girls' Night Out last night where "Why Does He Do That?" by Lundy Bancroft was a topic of conversation, because 4 of the 6 ladies around the table are divorced from men they are glad to have left behind. Gonna go check that book out now.

Oh, Ms.Andry, I feel your pain. I was married to a gaslighting, abusive arsehole for 5 years. He used to enjoy kicking me under tables, pinching me, and glaring at me for the slightest thing he thought was embarassing (which was a sure sign that there was a scary argument the moment we got in private) whilst we were…

Great submissions in last week's Pissing Contest, but I think Meezer5 is the winner in our hearts:

TCHQ here,

Really, dude? That's the kind of thing you want to say to this poor girl?