i want gawker back :-(

He is starting to intimidate them by denying the press pool access to him. This meeting is to further intimidate the media to bend to his will. He doesnt want the media to criticize his actions. This is a fucking call to arms for any and everyone who respects free press. This is a direct threat.

So in other words, he is telling them how to report on him in the future and they agreed?

Dear Starbucks Baristas,

We call that Freedom Foam.

I’ll give you a better baseball analogy.

How often did you say Trump never had a chance? And yet here we are.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Oh fuck yeah, I’d forgotten about Dole because when he finally got the nomination, I was in college and, well, a lot of things from then are really blurry.

Don’t forget Bob Dole dammit. He’s the poster child of entitled candidates who insist it’s their turn.

Jezebel spent a lot of time telling people, especially Bernie bros, to fuck off. They did fuck off, and this is the end result.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Yeah, The Slot is a scary place today.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

This would have been very impressive.

Neither of my Mastiffs would stand a chance. If I could get them to look at the course, they’d probably just crawl into a tunnel and take a nap.

That's one motivated Mastiff. My Danes would take one look at that course, take a couple monster dumps, then go back to sleep.

This is like when the fridge scored a rushing TD in the Super Bowl. Damn, this big guy just made my day…