I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Maybe God set the hurricane on NC because he is mad at the Hornets for switching mascots and now he has to throw away all the jerseys he bought. Most probably though he doesn’t exist and if he does he is pretty useless if he can’t simply say what he needs clearly.

Well, my dad’s girlfriend is conflating the hurricane/flooding as God’s wrath against us letting the gayz overtake us with their super-gay agenda, so maybe they are related?