My lunch breaks at my last job weren’t paid, and I was frequently interrupted during lunch with requests to do work. If I didn’t put down an hour for lunch on my time sheet, they made me redo it and add the hour, even if I didn’t actually get it.

If you still want to get calls in an emergency, on the iPhone, anyone in your favorites list will still ring even if you have your phone in DND mode. Mine is set for DND from 10pm to 7am every day but if my mom or whoever in my favorites needs to contact me, it rings out loud.

The baby giraffe is def alive!

It’s obvious who the perpetrators were...

This is why I’m putting off having any kids. This is already a huge issue that I can’t figure out how to fix and it will only get 100 times worse if there’s a tiny wailing mess machine added to the mix. I do really want one though so I don’t know what to do.

Society for the protection of elvish welfare.

I eat them like this... :/

• 47% have been asked to do lower-level tasks that male colleagues are not asked to do (e.g., note-taking, ordering food, etc.)

My dad called me “thunder thighs” in front of our newly-acquired stepfamily. They were horrified and immediately corrected him. I was 13. Thanks, Uncle Davey!

I’m five feet tall. I’m used to never being able to reach anything, or see myself in mirrors, or find pants that aren’t about 8 inches too long. But it’s particularly annoying in the kitchen where there are heavy dishes/sharp things far above my head that I need to bring down somehow. Climbing on the counters is…