Let the kid go and give him a medal.

No abortion but coerced sterilization is OK? WTF

So there is a way to get free birth control from the gov’t?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Did some of that lettering have to be white, though?

I’ve got a pretty good track record of predicting winners in this kind of thing, as my massive collection of Betamax tapes, Laserdiscs, Minidiscs, HD-DVD, and Sega Master System games can attest.

Yeah, that’s called a tax you absurd little troll. The government does it all the time. It’s been used for millennia to address issues of a collective nature. It’s a basic fundamental power of government.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Stupid never sleeps.

We should be friends.

I went to an all-girls Catholic school, so I never had the opportunity to directly derail a young man’s education with my foundation garments. What is weird, though, is that even in my Catholic school uniform (high-collared shirt, necktie, calf length tartan skirt and brown loafers with knee socks - oh yeah, it was a…

Well, find me the asshole in the mask punching the asshole who wants to lynch me because I need to buy that dude a beer.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

One reason why I love my Crosstreks engine bay. Minus one cover for the alternator it’s all engine baby. Oh and the oil filter is on top of the motor. Damn geniuses.

I sometimes get caught riding in the rain. That’s about as far as I go.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

I know the type of which you speak as well. However, there is absolutely nothing in Ms. Tuohy's post to justify your lumping her in with that type. In fact, YOU are just as guilty of judging a book by its cover as anyone else in this saga.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…