I thought they left a visible protruding ...stinger for lack of a better word from the neck. They put a fake on on Riker to fool the aliens. 

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

When are we getting our Chronicles of Amber series?

I wasn’t aware hexadecimal made its way into common vernacular.  6F had me confused for a bit until I saw it meant FFFFFF:  hex for white.  Well played Blerds.

This ad has me bawling. I helped take care of my sister after she gave birth when I was 25 years old... I work in the healthcare field (specifically sexual and reproductive health), and I had NO idea the level of pain, discomfort, and suffering new moms have after vaginal delivery. My sister was in so much pain and…

In my Very Serious Batman, Alfred doesn’t cheap out on the grief conselling, and Bruce Wayne becomes a well-adjusted billionaire who establishes a charitable fund in his parent’s name to implement evidence based social programmes throughout Gotham. In the first movie, he brings in free universal child care.

I think if you want a plantation wedding, you should really commit, you know? You should have the house darkies and field darkies working away; the sounds of screaming people being whipped; children being torn from the arms of their mothers that are being sold to another home miles away; the smells of open toilets and…

Speaking of brilliant shows cancelled moronically, you’re invited to help Lodge 49 get resurrected too!

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

The barista should have been put on paid administrative leave pending an investigation.

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

Lighten up, Francis.

“Actually I prefer to go by Will...”

In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

Should I wait for the Cosmic Crisp Pro, or will the Cosmic Crisp X deliver the same flavor?

Agreed with everything you said except: Trump didn’t unleash The Delusion of White Supremacy™. Since this country’s inception, whites have deluded themselves about the evil they do and the other whites have bought into The Lie Agreed Upon’™.

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…

THIS. This is the undisclosed side-effect of tipping culture. We’d all be better off if wages were built so we’d never have to tip again.

...The Aristocrats!