The same thing is happening to the base camps at MT Everest.
Both a mountain of trash and a glacier of poop, all sliding downhill.

This man goes on vacation and leaves his brother to take care of the family home. He calls a few days later and asks, “How is everything?”. The brother answers, “Your cat is dead.” The Man says, “Oh my God! Why did you just say that. You could have broken it to me gently. Say something like, ‘Well the cat was on the…

One thing the Army Corp of Engineers teaches is, “Any obstacle that you build and cannot see is quickly rendered useless.” A wall is not the answer to their stated problem. They (Trump and his supporters) are just not smart enough to understand that securing a border takes manpower. You need to have eyes on it and…

I dislike diamonds for engagement rings. They are artificially inflated and there is no real tradition to using them other than a marketing scheme by the De Beers family about 100 years ago. The De Beer continue to price fix and monopolize the industry. I recently got married. I bought her a gold ring with emeralds…

Fondant is not food.

I absolutely love train rides, train stations and everything about trains except that they don’t go where I want to go.

Thank you for this.

I had never heard of a Bloody Caesar until I read this and now all I can say is, “That’s a bloody shame.’ Whoever invented Clamato should be immersed in it until they understand the error of their ways.

Yes to this. I hate when the author just assumes that what they have to say is the absolute truth and that the reader is an idiot that must be corrected. Also, I just bought a can crusher too but I need it to store them. I am going to melt down the cans myself and cast stuff.

I usually see soft fried eggs on Bibimbap, not Ramen.

If you enjoy telling people about your snakeskin coat (ew), then you do get joy from it. It’s in the word... if your GF wants you to get rid of something that brings you joy... maybe it isn’t the coat that you should get rid of.

Every vote counts. Every single one.

The Marginal Tax that AOC is proposing doesn’t kick in until the person earns over $10M. I don’t know of any small business owners making more than $10M a year...

I believe that cutting down trees for the dissemination of information and wiping your ass to be a poor choice. For that reason, I use a kindle or computer to read and have installed a bidet for cleaning my butt.

I have a Michael Kors coat. Screw you for making it sound like I’m as trashy as Captain Bone Spurs.

I don’t get it and yes, I’m white and liberal. I do not understand that constant need to cut your nose off to spite your face. Considering who was in that spot last week, why are you acting like this was a loss? Pelosi is not perfect by a long shot but, really?!

Newspaper Obituaries are no longer relevant. I think it is strangely appropriate that as newspapers continue to fail, they continue to make the same cultural mistakes over and over.

Dubya didn’t deserve to wear it either. He just up and deserted when he got bored. Literally just stopped showing up. Deserters and Dodgers....funny how they love the military after they’re too old to serve.

I do not know if this qualifies but I have been smoking my “Chashu”. It usually take between 4 to 6 hours. I have experimented with several cuts but the most successful so far was a pork lion stuffed with brown sugar, smoked for 5 hours at 160-180 Fahrenheit over lump charcoal with seasoned Applewood. 

“make UTSA a more inclusive campus” ...How about they make it more exclusive and keep the racist a-holes out.