Different strokes, I guess. Being a cheerleader has always, since I was a very tiny girl child, been akin to a living nightmare to me. One step up(?) from beauty pageant contestant.

I am fully aware that I naturally possess a generally halcyon outlook on life. I cannot BELIEVE Alabama will elect this backwoods ugly ass child molester to the Senate tomorrow/today. I knew Hills was in trouble as soon as the e-mail bullshit came back up as front page news 9 days (I think) before the election, and…

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.

Ok I am already mentally prepared for the trolling but I just gotta say it anyway.....

Get ready for an imminent announcement from the White House, like, IDK, maybe Seoul is being recognized by the U.S. as the capital of the Korean Peninsula, or Yellowstone is no longer a protected national park, or Angela Merkel is secretly a man.....

Uhhhh.......people? News flash:

Ok so the Marie fam is from AZ, and believe me when I say that Trent Franks is an asshole of the highest order. During the last election he posted a campaign photo all over town with a photo of him with like, IDK, 6 or so kids, baby/toddler age....none of which were his.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Friend of Pecker? His pecker is now the loneliest pecker of all. Zero friends, by all the gods, hopefully for life.

If ignorance was bliss, Mr. Troll.....

Do your homework dude. Majority rules——in sex offenders, sexual assault collaborators, serial killers, and more. Vast majority are men. End of story.

Gabriel Byrne was so delightful and delicious in that movie....but men have been “looking the other way” regarding other men’s inappropriate behavior for centuries. Pretty damn easy, and also insufferable, to play Monday morning quarterback.

Bobby Finger please please PLEASE don’t ever leave Jezebel. I can’t live without you.

Lying liars who lie.

Absolutely not. Stupid show for stupid people.

That f@$#ing SUCKS! Way to completely ruin my Mueller high Kate!

Can’t say enough about Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair, an oldie but a goodie. Use it every night underneath my moisturizer and am regularly told I look at least ten years younger than I am, and am also told I have amazing skin by everyone from co-workers to doctors to strangers on the street. I am about as pale…

As an old who once dreamed of an Olympic career myself (basketball), I avidly watch every Olympics and vividly remember the Harding/Kerrigan debacle. I understand what everyone is saying about Tonya never owning up to any responsibility for Nancy’s injuries, but even after all the “facts” came out, I was then and am…

I too find it difficult to spend $30 or more on a candle. Bath and Body Works Winter has been my favorite for a couple of years now. I buy in bulk during their big sale after the holidays (I use the same scent in their wall plug in dealies too).

I too find it difficult to spend $30 or more on a candle. Bath and Body Works Winter has been my favorite for a…

Smarmy bastard.