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Gabriel Payne
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I don’t like this outfit.

Chrono Trigger was a defining moment in my adolescence - it was the first RPG I put my hands on and played. And for some people, perhaps that’s a rather unfair bar to set as a first time genre experience - one of the greatest games the medium has ever offered.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

Which is: don’t protest.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

If he/she were a true hero, then she/he would have crashed Twitter forever and gone out like Slim Pickens on the HBomb

1. Never played a switch

I wish I was still at 2015....

Is it such a revelation that men in a position of power in Hollywood (or anywhere...) are predatory?

When does Metroid get his suit?

Counterpoint: NO, I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG! ALEX SMITH IS OUR HERO / HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

I probably dislike the bitching about pumpkin spice more than I dislike pumpkin spice itself, which is alright when I’m in the right mood and it’s chilly out. Just let people enjoy what they like and get over it.

Maybe they should have thought of that before they chose to be victims of a hurricane.

This is good Kinja.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I bought at launch and quit before base building and freighters as I was looking for a more Privateer game type. I miss Wing Commander.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Joke’s on you bot, I already stopped a while ago.
[starts sobbing uncontrollably]