Preorder canceled 

So proud of this creator. Saw them on the P5 reddit and it’s reanimated my dead dream of being a games creator. I really hope this sells well - they deserve it ❤️

Okay, this is good Kinja.

uuuuh, you are probably the reason why this guy is in trouble lol, you know, making a case for Ubisoft profiting out of this dude’s plagiarism and all...

that makes me really happy. Glad you had that memory. 

I watched this with my kids, and my youngest was dazzled by the music and colors while the oldest was pointing out the levels he’d played in Forces, Mania, and Adventure 1 and 2. It was a family affair at my house and we loved it.

You and your friend group are definitely in the minority.

If you hate the glasses, you’re going to be super pissed that the answer to your “how do they fit that tech into some wire-rimmed glasses” question is that they don’t.

Samurai Pizza Cats!

The Nemesis looks an awful lot like Rudy Giuliani. Just sayin’.

I’ve never played AC and its not the kind of game that I’d be into but it’s super cool seeing people get so excited about this new one.

Daughter or mistress. 

Man, good thing you said “no offense.” Close one.

Fan-serviceable, even?

“STEVE JOBS IS SPINNING IN GRAVE”

Never has a man so richly deserved a crippling stroke/heart attack/brick to the head. Well unless you count Mitch Mcturtleface.

Where do you live? No one in the Mojave or Sonoran Desert thinks this, so you seem like a poser. As the article mentions, the plants are 100+ years old. Millionaires design their properties to incorporate existing cacti. Are you a clueless foreigner?

Grandpa, I just want you to know how proud I am of how you figured out technology. It seems like just yesterday you were claiming that Facebook had banned the Marine Corps logo, and now you’ve successfully created not one, but multiple dummy accounts to post goofy conservative trolling on this page. You’ve come a long…

This is excellent Kinja.

What’s not excellent Kinja?: how top-starred comments have not been appearing at the top. It’s been happening a lot lately.