Preorder canceled 

So proud of this creator. Saw them on the P5 reddit and it’s reanimated my dead dream of being a games creator. I really hope this sells well - they deserve it ❤️

Okay, this is good Kinja.

uuuuh, you are probably the reason why this guy is in trouble lol, you know, making a case for Ubisoft profiting out of this dude’s plagiarism and all...

that makes me really happy. Glad you had that memory. 

I watched this with my kids, and my youngest was dazzled by the music and colors while the oldest was pointing out the levels he’d played in Forces, Mania, and Adventure 1 and 2. It was a family affair at my house and we loved it.

You and your friend group are definitely in the minority.

The Nemesis looks an awful lot like Rudy Giuliani. Just sayin’.

I’ve never played AC and its not the kind of game that I’d be into but it’s super cool seeing people get so excited about this new one.

Daughter or mistress. 

Grandpa, I just want you to know how proud I am of how you figured out technology. It seems like just yesterday you were claiming that Facebook had banned the Marine Corps logo, and now you’ve successfully created not one, but multiple dummy accounts to post goofy conservative trolling on this page. You’ve come a long…

This is excellent Kinja.

What’s not excellent Kinja?: how top-starred comments have not been appearing at the top. It’s been happening a lot lately.

Lol Americans acting like eating beans for breakfast is weird.

Great article.

Short answer: no. Long answer: AHAHAHAAHA of course it fucking won’t! It will crash and burn just like every other game streaming service.

Nintendo basically revitalized the console market in the United States by packing the NES with ROB the Robot.

Additionally, if you don’t want Labo, don’t buy it. Seriously, what is this mentality some people have that they are the only demographic Nintendo caters to?

Sobble is Best Boi, Bubbles is Best Powerpuff. Checks out.

Can this be expanded outside Nintendo? I wanna fly around me some Crash Bandicoot levels!

The is genuinely cool and exactly how the internet should be used.

The FBI declined to investigate something that would implicate rich white men?!? No. Way.