My eyes rolled out of my head on this retrospective review. I do respect your opinion, though I think it was wasted on a bad movie. What do I know? I’m just a talking head on the internet.

Let’s be honest, Hawkeye is pretty fucking boring.

How was it filmed vertically horizontally?

Get back at me when it’s released if you still don’t have a job. I’ll get it for you.

Don’t play it.

There was a crowd-funded one that was promising that ended up being a cheap worthless turd, but that’s about all I know of something like that.

Or get one of those badass tablet/phone holders that clip to your bed.

Oh, come on. Anybody who’s played Secret of Evermore is in love with it.

inb4 do people still play NMS?

I just need my friends at Lifehacker to be happy. <3

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

This is my absolute favorite conspiracy theory of all time, because when I was a kid and first got Sonic 3, I always thought the music reminded me of MJ. When I heard it was a conspiracy theory years later, I seriously about hit the floor.

Where does Jezebel get off trying to define what’s manly or masculine?

From what I’ve gathered, that was what their big thing with IBM was supposed to be about-going more enterprise.

First thing I thought too, haha.

I usually pop 4-5 melatonin and then lay down. I work a 7PM-6AM schedule, so it’s hard for me to go straight to sleep after work.

Nothing wrong with that.

You must never game on PC. These games are important to the Switch because they’re decent and on the go.

That and sometimes your time in match is only like 5 seconds. For me, I’m either pissed off I died so quickly or stressed out because I’ve lived so long. Then when I’m in the top 5 and die, it’s just a let down.

*snaps fingers*
So close.