I’m generally very peaceful. But chowing loudly in my ear... them’s fightin’ words!

I Dunno... this is the first time I’ve heard about it, and I read Kotaku on a daily basis, so If I didn’t vote for it, the only one to blame it’s you.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

I own Sexy Jason, not going to lie. I love it. Need to pick up Sexy Michael Myers when I go to Japan next week.

I really wish someone would just make another flagship 7"-8" tablet.  Most of the phablets are still too small for the kind of content I want to use, 10" is too big to hold for long periods when reading, and all of the 7"-8" options are old, or super low-specd.  I'd love to see an 8" version of this, like the Tab S2…

another solution: dont buy Apple products that dont work even though it’s the 10th generation.

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My friend wrote that statement and I couldn’t be more proud.

What seems to be your boggle?

How do you still have a job? Jesus.

I am a serious, committed feminist, and even I rolled my eyes so hard at that I saw my brain.

My first thought seeing that was “For Christ’s sake, not this again.”

Just buy a fucking PC already.

You’re Not as Conscious as You Think You Are

I’m just brainstorming here.

Oh man, the Mario Kart one.

The power went out just as I won the Royal Rumble in Wrestlemania 2000.

Im in need of a replacement chair, how durable are one of these? Generally anything I buy from Ikea breaks the same day I take it out of the box.