I’m single and fuck cooking for one. Trader Joe’s serves me very well.

*shrug* Anyone can tell any story in any medium they like.

Oh, my gods, I have SO much Muppet bragging I’m about to do! Aside from the Comicon, one of my puppet films won an award from the Henson Company and I got to go to Muppet Studios and see EVERYTHING:

This was one of three DVDs on my dorm floor in 1997/98. We memorized this, Scream, and Wedding Singer that year.

I want to pass away

I don’t think New Yorkers realize the constant stream of “New York is THE ONLY PLACE TO BE! THE BEST PLACE TO BE! IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE!” that everyone else in the country gets inundated with. I think that people living in NYC fall all over themselves to justify their choice as much as…

I’ve talked here before about having my son in my first semester of law school.

How would you feel about losing your balls, Pat Roberts?

Or, you know, the U.S. could get with the 21st century and the rest of the world and get a fucking national health care plan.

I love that I get to have insurance but still have to sock away money in case something happens so I don’t owe thousands of dollars. What a racket.