But he was armed with a jug!!  /s

nothing about a kid with an antifreeze jug should make any rational person jumpy. That officer is unfit for society

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

definitely a good choice. I think a lot of base model VWs would fit on this list, or at least they used to.

Right on. When I bought mine (2019 4motion), going above the base S model required 1) automatic transmission and 2) pano sunroof. (Google “VW sunroof leak” to understand why #2 is more penalty than perk.)

Except it is fake leather and unlike other fake leathers from other premium brands, it is stinky and sticky when it gets hot. Source: Several rented Infinitis.

Having owned the fully loaded version, I’m gunna go GTI.

E46 ZHP.  That’s base, right?

I find it absolutely baffling that Honda would create this ‘hatchback’ along with a nearly identical sedan. Considering how sedan-like this ‘hatchback’ is, Honda would have gotten away with just creating the hatchback as the only model. Hatch-haters still would have bought the ‘hatchback’ version thinking it were just…

That will be a far superior starting point for a homemade camper than a school bus!

It appears that “Due Diligence” is not a part of your wheelhouse. Ya live and learn.

Okay, let’s just put this on par with other convertibles that are in the same shouting distance: You could get into a high-ish mileage S2000. There are some good Boxsters in this territory. A near-new Miata would be on the table here. You could do a C5 Corvette without a top, if you’re into that sort of thing. (Or, if…

In your free time, you can also Google how Hertz seems to just have poor inventory control in general. Sometimes, employees fail to account for where cars are dropped off, and the solution is to... report them stolen.

It took a lot longer to send someone a pic of your genitals back then

Holy smokes, a 110. That’s a blast from the past.

I like fun bikes. Hell I own a stupidly fun bike. I’ve also ridden a friend’s Grom. It’s fun for about 5 minutes until the first time you almost get run over or wish you had more power to get out of a sticky situation.

I absolutely love and admire your enthusiasm for things that others would overlook - same as with Torch and Raph.

you’re a crazy person and that’s why we love you

Manuals can make boring cars fun.

My diesel manual Chrysler Voyager? If that had a four-speed auto, I wouldn’t touch it with a 20-foot pole. With the five-speed? It’s epic!