Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

2 minutes for ruffing.

The guy with the fro who started off saying ASL encapsulates the parts I don't like about this campaign.

For fuck snakes

I think War Machine misunderstood the concept of how beating his woman would result in an extended stay.

Best seat in the house and he never saw it.

Exactly! These guys race at full speed inches from each other and I've even seen at my local track drivers be able to avoid debris on the track............He could easily see him driving slowly under caution.

Being charged with a crime is certainly not being convicted of that crime. Stewart certainly could charged with something like Involuntary Manslaughter. He was probably the most seasoned, experienced driver on the track, nothing happened (that night) that he had not seen or dealt with before. I'm not contending that…

Too soon.

How could Stewart have slept at all? He just killed a 20 year old kid.

That's not even a Russian team. And she certainly didn't get that stick in Russia.

No, it probably won't be prosecuted. In keeping with current international norms, this Russian will just get handed a bunch of economic sanctions.

The problem is the headline implies that someone suffered a rash due to some fault of the Mets or the sleepover. The reality was that this guy apparently has an unusual allergy to what is a very common material and didn't know it. It would be like putting up a headline that says 'customer sickened after eating at…

Defense lawyers can be such victim blaming scumbags, but they're still better than hockey bros.

Editor's note: The editor refused to watch this.

Nope, everyone loved and still loves Saved By The Bell. You must of been more of a Blossom type of kid.

But remember, Michael Sam would be a distraction according to some bigots.

it IS a contract which is why he won't be paid until he shows up...

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

Why not put a stadium on like a giant boat and then when nobody shows up they can just sail the boat somewhere else?