This looks shopped

Yep. No Doubt.

Not if I do it first with my garage-built nuclear fusion device.

^ This. +1

I'm gonna be one of the last. I'm gonna be the Denis Leary character in this future hellscape Brave New World that you stand so breathlessly in wonder of...

Yep. If you drive fast enough, weather can't touch you.

Yeh, thats wot I sed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206097/Mysterious-man-points-GUN-Google-Street-View-vehicle-address-toddler-DEAD-June.html

Travis, I need you to do more journalistic research to determine which countries cannot have the Martini racing livery. Also, if you read the disclaimer, some countries have legal consequences for running Martini livery. If I intend to purchase one, I also intend to drive it through every country in the world with…

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!

I got it.

Awesome. Also, officially the weirdest music video I have ever seen.

For the record, this was the honorific bestowed upon me (by you, Sir Hardigree) for Comment of the Day way back when I got my little gold star and joined the ranks of Jalopnik Gold membership. Thanks for bringing the song back for our viewing pleasure.

Yes. Thank you. for writing it so I didn't have to.

The vast majority of auto-body repair is panel replacement, match-painting, aligning the bits (...and on to the next) anyway. Very few places actually do panel-beating, unless the job (or owner) calls for super-cheap OR super-expensive repairs. Even brand-new panels from the OEMs can require a skim-coat if you are a…

I agree with everything you just said.

Wah/.

Seriously? 2 stores in Cali and there's a store in Frisco, Tulsa and another in Paramus???? WTF???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft

Seconded.