@toddfaye: Yeah, that was my take on it too. There was a lot of douchery going on. But you missed a few points.

@Spiegel, PhD, DDS, FBI: We at Jalopnik do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.

@lobstr: The RIAA lawyer who bought his car.

@bacon117: BTW, that's not entirely true. My cousin stayed with me in the US for 2 months. He got a ticket for speeding. He was expecting to get it when he got back to Germany... and he did. He paid it, obviously... but the fact that he got it was completely unsurprising to him.

@bacon117: And laziness wins again!

@Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est:

@Elhigh: This is just one of many Americans who make Americans look bad.

CP. Overpriced... and it had a brain transplant with an ogre.

@ilikefree: Stacks of cash... here is their list of used car for sale... I think the prices are all in Euros, which are worth $1.37 per... i.e. $100k is about €137k

@phoenix_AE: Till it gets tweaked and the insurance company only pays you $5000 to total it.

I win!!! LR 130.

@Simplify, then add beer: Here it is in SUV format...

@KillerRaccoon: Damnable shame that.

@Attilla the Hoon: Well played... however, we shall meet again fair messenger. Upon that moment I shall wait with bated breath, taking no note of time, rapt in the ghastly fascinations of the hunt.

@Simplify, then add beer: I disagree.

@snapoversteer believes GM's lies because he's afraid of dying alone: Oh yes. I keep forgetting about that "common usage" clause of the revenue-driven media in regard to the English language.

@luisthebeast: Yay for Handys!!! I assconed you.

@snapoversteer believes GM's lies because he's afraid of dying alone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Great outlook sir! That is why I asscone you.

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - IS A REAL COMMENTER!!!!: What happened to the original title?

My Hero! Give me Libertine or give me death!