I want those gas cans.

@Optixtruf: Oh dear god.

@Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: HA!

@gtuned: Damn you!

@Timtoolman, tornadoes are my friends!: They basically just sit in a cage while the people at the top winch them up.

Thats EXACTLY what I thought of too! Then I thought "I bet I could do it in 11:00 flat".

Barrichello is too skinny.

I just did the pre-order at Best Buy. Dammit, I bet that was like washing my car on a sunny day.

1982 Toyota Corolla Stationwagon.

@branchan: He was hoping that the poo would fall out his pant-leg.

@Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est:

@Novaload: Video? or it didn't happen.

@particle_man: I'm not agreeing with the original sentiment. Your response however, was not Jalop. A reasoned and decisive verbal slap might have been in order. You are right about the selection process.

I love how the bashed SUV driver jumped out (see @ :50), abandoned his passengers (see 1:12), started running and almost got shot by an officer.

@RyGuy wants a small diesel wagon!: Nice! I've only lost 50 lbs, but I was only up to 250 (I know, weak sauce).

@dal20402: When do I become a real race car driver?

Sexytime!

@RyGuy wants a small diesel wagon!: I realized it was something over which I had control. So while I am still semi-fat, I am no longer ridiculously fat.

But then it would be...

I have started engineering my solution.