still DTF tbh

Least surprising surprise ever. They always choose the most boring guy.

Jonathan was the only one I really felt sorry for. Joe is a slimeball, and Jonathan was really trying to ‘fix’ something he thought he did wrong.

I kind of loved Ashley I’s attempt at helping Joe win back Samantha. She has clearly learned a lot from rom-coms and shitty romance novels.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she thinks kissing while lying down gets you pregnant. This season is way more entertaining than last.

Samesies! But do they eventually hook up?? If the previews are to be believed, they do and she “thinks” she is pregnant. Can’t wait to see what that is all about.

I have been looking forward to this Jared/Ashley breakup all season. Her tears made me giggle with glee.

1. Joe distorts his face in really ugly ways too, and the freedom that men feel to look like shit can kind of piss me off sometimes.

Mikey T is a terrible consolation prize, Bachelor producers. As if you dudes don’t have binders full of bland/nice guys to offer Juelia.

These kinds of comments are so annoying. If you understand the concept of a show, you know that people watch it. If you’ve seen posts about it here before, you know that people watch it. So the point of asking that question is basically just to show how above the content you are. And yet here you are...commenting on…

It was the first game I got and I thought it was awesome. Definitely a unique experience and it sounds like it’s more enjoyable with the gamepad.

Actually the demo was one of the first things I downloaded when I got a Wii U last year. I thought about downloading it but I was lazy.

Thanks for lettings us know you didn’t like this game. Now I can can sleep peacefully.

The best part of this island (and of Nara) is watching people ignore the signs warning what asshats deer can be. And then discovering.

Oh, how they discover.

10/10 will play

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

Terrifying.

A thousand times yes. Domestic violence plus guns equals a literal war on women.