One boy broke up with me on a three-way call with his friend (ah, '90s tech). He called a few hours later to see if I'd drive him to a party.

There's a lot going on in this story. Rape culture. Male entitlement. The horrifying fact that people are carrying guns around for no damn reason.

Well, hello there!

I used to irrationally hate on Anne, then one day I decided to stop. I can now say with pride that I no longer hate Anne Hathaway and will continue to support her clothing choices and haircut however heinous they are.

how a human being could do this to someone, particularly someone they don't even know, is way too evil for me to even consider this evening

Online dating worked for my wife and I. We met via Match.com. The three things I tell everybody who's ever asked 'does it work?' is:

I had whooping cough and it is no walk in the park, let me tell you. Those anti vaccine parents are going to have some serious regrets when their kids are waking up in the middle of the night in a panic attack because they cannot breathe and are slowly suffocating to death ....or when they break a rib coughing. Great…

My friend teaches science in an elementary school in San Diego. She was just informed that there's a whooping cough outbreak at the school, which has only been in session for two weeks. I really believe it's going to take deaths and disability until parents take vaccinations seriously. The risks of vaccines seem so…

There is a special hell for people that abuse elephants...a special hell.

The elephant is so gentle, simply wanting to wake the dog. Amazing animals. I once saw a trainer abusing an elephant for a circus that was in town. I never, ever went to a circus again. I could tell what the elephant was feeling, and couldn't believe what I was seeing. Yes, I was a sensitive little Ogre. Fuck…

I guess it depends on whether you think a sexual urge is a moral failing. As stated in the article, it is the behavior, not the inclination that needs to be corrected. These people have the most taboo desire in society and want to make themselves safe. Absolutely they should get help.

No problem, it might be nice to do a post for people to share favorite jokes/roles in light of this statement at some point.

His wife released a very nice statement:

Well technically we would be helping him grow his small business so he can keep earning a living. I thought it was a cool idea~

You seem really insecure in your decision to be an early adopter. Gotta insult and name-call people who state their opinion that buying a console at launch is a bad value proposition.

Yep, it does negate them. No point in buying a console just for playing games I can already play now but with slightly shinier graphics. I play games, not graphics. Also I don't care about streaming, and the last gen controllers are still fine to me.

To future me:

Can I write something for this internet time-capsule as well?!

No, Kotaku always starts these lists at the beginning of a consoles lifecycle and continuously updates them over the years as more games come out.