I dunno, Hayward averages almost 10 points, more rebounds, and 2 more assists per game while having a much, much higher PER. But, that would be critical thinking.

That Hayward is easily an upgrade over Crowder, particularly when it comes to scoring the ball - and given Hayward’s history with Brad Stevens one would assume he’d be a great fit on the team?

Are you kidding!? The explanation can’t possibly be that the Patriots are an excellent team. It has to be cheating, or their schedule, or the refs, or something.

You could almost season Wonder bread with that hot take. Almost.

I mean, a) Zeke & Dak had NEVER played in a professional game in their lives before, and b) if Terrance Williams remembers to get out of bounds on that final play, they were definitely in field goal range.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I’m rooting for a Cubs-Indians series, because that is a sign of the end of days. It probably means Trump wins in November, but I’ll take that as a trade.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

yup, nothing breeds excitement like the option offense and games decided by seven TD margins. Sign me up!!!

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Holy shit all this comment is missing is a “also HES A CHEETER D:”

Yeah, that whole thing where they placed 1-2-3 in the 100m hurdles, took gold in both men and women’s long jump, finishing 1-2 in the women’s, or took home a medal for both men and women’s steeplechase, which they hadn’t done in years, or when the US men beat the reigning world champions in straight sets in…

Not to go all Maude Flanders here but you gotta think of the kids. If it’s okay to take performance enhancers then they will. Many/most performance enhancing drugs have SERIOUS side-effects. You can’t be showcasing that as a boon to (or even must-have for) your Olympic efforts

Not a big fan of the laws of nature, huh?

Which is why it’s such a BS penalty. You can now be punished just for being generally aware somebody else might have broken a rule, even more harshly than if you had broken the rule yourself. This is ridiculous.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

I like the Celtics. But people who “attend” the draft and boo draft picks are assholes. None of these assholes knows how any of this is going to work out. Some 19 year old gets *drafted* and you boo. You ared an asshole. Let him at least suck first.

Could you guys be any more butthurt by one man’s success? Good God, it's so palpable I'm embarrassed for the author. Sorry people like you less than they like some other guy. It happens.