Except for that whole Matt Cassel thing...

John Oliver was the first person to suggest owners build their own stadiums....in 2015?

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.

As someone who is probably going to need to put their dog down within the month I would say you are absolutely incorrect. Rescue dog that I have poured more money for health issues into that I have spent on myself over that same amount of time. Dog that, as she has gotten older, sometimes pees on the carpet when it…

Judging by the lead photo, possibly The Macarena?

The key component of the test is what he tested positive for because it was a survey test for drugs that were going to be illegal under the new drug agreement. At the time many of those drugs, anything you could buy over the counter, was legal to take. But it creates I nice narrative.

Not one word about the atrocious umpiring? lol typical Deadspin.

The fact they not only got rid of Doc but also got paid to do it was amazing.

He’s been pretty good all year - had a good argument for MIP (McCollum did deserve it), and has the 5th best RPM among Small Forwards (http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics…)

Wait so you honestly believe the Warriors/Spurs/Thunder would rout a team of Lowry/DeRozan/George/Horford/Millsap/Thomas/Crowder +pick 3? The more NBA Burneko I read the more it feels like Haisley writing about soccer.

Last night’s Raps-Pacers game had one of the most bonkers fourth quarters I have ever seen. STAY AWAKE, ALBERT.

Sure, which is why (I would speculate) McGregor is refusing to do it. “You need me more than I need you for your biggest show ever, and I’m perfectly willing to blow it up both because I don’t really want to fly from Iceland to hype the card and because I want to show I’m the real boss here” is a reasonable position.

If you conducted this poll today, they’d be the Baltimore Boaty McBoatfaces. This is why we can’t have nice things anymore. You ruined everything, Internet.

You must not have had the displeasure of reading Shank’s word vomit. Making that complaint about the Patriots sounds exactly like a column he would write.

That tight end pairing is an intriguing one. The Patriots offense was never so deadly as when Gronkowski and Hernandez were both receiving threats

the Florida of the Northeast?
Have you never heard of Rhode Island?

That’s not what the lawyer is saying. He is saying that, on the 4th episode, they had sex, went their separate ways and later “re-connected” and the woman slept with the man. He is asking why a woman who was raped would reach out to the rapist for a sleeping companion.

woah, woah, hold on. This is THE anti-semetic slander. Like, the all-timer, by a wide, wide, margin. Like, the 2000 year one.

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