Yup! These are my readers - Drew Magary probably

I’m the worst possible version of myself during Bronco games.

Ahhhh the ol’ 1-0 ‘wrecking’ in soccer.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

The Rockies are a bunch of Glory Boys who cheat with their thin air. That’s not the Cardinal Way...

This is also something that happened last night:

Counterpoint: This article is bad. Your next one could be worse.

This author’s continued insistence that Conor McGregor has the leverage demonstrates the problem with modern journalism.