In a literal fight between a bunch of warriors and a bunch of baby cows, who would win? Don’t be so quick to say the group of warriors would do it. The Rock has some pretty big calves. And sometimes, a calf will bite you. Also, why won’t this headache go away? And why does it smell like burning feathers?

Steven Adams: What goes around, comes around. At least, that’s how mine works now.

Neither did Eric Clapton.

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Make America Take Again

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Since they’re already at the Crossroads why can’t Bosh and a representative of the Heat just resolve this with a guitar duel?