Twiiiiiiiiiter.

JonTron's not really competing with Kotaku, and you still read this article.

I guess I an looking at it wrong; it's just that at no specific point (assuming you aren't watching the monkeys) can you definitively say that the monkeys have successfully written Shakespeare's works. It's hard for me to remind myself that being infinitely close to something is being AT that thing.

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I do. But no monkey ever HAS to hit any given key; the likelihood approaches 100% with more time/keystrokes. It doesn't reach it.

Nuh-uh! My big brother told me so, and he's a Pokemon Master.

But it isn't true. There is nothing to stop the monkeys from typing the same gibberish repeatedly forever.

I suspect they make more progress when it's late night in the US.

PFFT. Everyone knows it's B-Down. What did they tell you at your schoolyard?

Woah, it doesn't even use the Sp. Atk. stat. o.0

False Swipe, my friend.

DUCK KILLER

Hey, did you like NES Remix? Well, NES Remix 2 is coming. And on today of all days, Nintendo announced that it includes the entire original Super Mario Bros. (not just a short challenge), only...with Luigi as the star. Complete with his higher jump. And it plays "backwards", scrolling from right to left.

Yeah, in Japan, the Vita remakes were released together.

Well, DanganRonpa's from the Spike half of SpikeChunsoft; they apparently still operate mostly independently. (Not that you shouldn't pick up Danganronpa.)

It's from an animated trailer for the game. It was only a few minutes long, ending roughly where the characters meet after escaping the AB rooms.

VLR is the sequel to 999.

You don't have to start from the beginning each time in VLR, so you'll have fewer chances to corrupt the save file. And I'm pretty sure (but don't hold me to it) I read that the eShop version has the bug fixed.

Fuck.

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