Shane is one of the best Westerns ever, and yes, I am in fact named after it. Grab it on blu-ray for $9 today. Shameless promotion.

People who used the tilt controls were fine.

If I remember correctly, thirteen days is the maximum time the clock can be extended to.

And furthermore, the egg came first.

Where is this e-reader coming from? There's no one left to make it. (Edit: Okay, so there's still some of the team left.)

Spam like this makes me wanna xurl.

The version on Windows Phone is a fake; the official version was still waiting for approval from Microsoft when he decided to pull the plug on Flappy.

What will become of the Windows Phone port? D:

Ubisoft, you mean?

Both halves of Season 2 are finally out; The Goliath Chronicles/Season 3 is not, but no one actually wants it. There's also the comic continuation of the series that superseded The Goliath Chronicles, but it's out of print and two of the three volumes are STUPID expensive. Like, maybe-I'm-not-that-attached-to-my-copi…

Question from a dummy - does the open SDK open the possibility of Windows Phone support? I suspect I already know the answer, but I can hold out hope, can't I?

It might have DLC bundled, but that's not what the f is for; it's had the f since day one. I don't think it actually means anything at all.

There's a Gargoyles-in-name-only project going on somewhere in Disney from the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. D:

Now I won't go "what, what?" half the time when I'm reading an article about Bamco Nandai.

If you're playing GBA games, you're either using a DSTWO or that compatibility layer program really took off. SNES and GBA emulation on the DSTWO are good thanks to its built-in extra processor, but not good enough for Nintendo.

I think what's different about the GBA is that most of its relevant hardware, if not all, is already inside a 3DS. SNES games would require an actual emulator. Hackers probably could get things up and running quickly, but not at Nintendo-could-justify-charging-for-this levels.

That said, ass-sitting is still probably…

I wonder about the lack of SNES games on 3DS, too. I suppose they haven't been able to create an emulator they're happy with for it. But what really grinds my gears is the lack of GBA games. We already know the 3DS can handle it. Heck, those Ambassador games are probably running natively!

Woah, not even Gawker's own editors are safe from Kinja's gray.

Is that River Song?

Woof