Bless his heart

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

He’d better be unflappable as well.

Bet the owner’s got a sizeable bill headed his way.

Aimée: I love this whole article. Please write everything with as many puns as possible always.

Jesus, spoiler alert, maybe?

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

You’re right. That was insensitive of me. I apologize.

yikes now it’s cool on jezebel to make fun of non nerotypical people? ‘short bus’ jokes are so beyond lame

I like hopping mad. It just sounds funny to me.

I didn’t realize it was when McKinnon mentioned her dad. Shit, no wonder she looks upset. My dad died more than a decade ago and I still get jealous/sad during things like the father/daughter dance at a wedding. Two days after he died? If I were her I’d have been in the fetal position under my seat.

You and I and a whole lot of other people know it’s not almost like that.

She’s half Armenian, but not half Latina. According to Wikipedia, Kim’s mom is “...of Dutch, English, Irish, and Scottish descent”.

Not being completely sure, I searched for the quote to find out exactly; the woman in question (regarding the 2014 “two year” quote) has the surname Christian. I thought it might be an excoriating burn.

This is so incredibly sad. I can’t even imagine how that girl must have felt, or what her mother must be feeling now.

God bless the people of Flint.

I agree but also, like so fucking what if she was “out late”? She’s three, I think it’s safe to say she wasn’t up partying so much as asleep on a sofa while mom did hair. I’ve done this with Toddler Nom when we’ve had late nights with friends or family, it’s not a big deal. Can’t a mom go earn some money without 1.)…