I for one got a Jewry Duty letter last week, which is weird because I’m not that religious.

glad to see youre letting off your steam via internet comment boards as opposed to shooting people.

That’s why he hates mayo. White guilt.

5. White bread/rolls/biscuits

Even though he was dying, I always thought he looked pretty damn cool in Tombstone.

Def peak Kilmer. Man, the cruel march of time spares no man.

1997 in The Saint with Elisabeth Shue.

Madmardigan gave me funny feelings when I was eight.

I used to have a thing for long-haired dudes, and I’ve always loved SF/F, so here’s my contribution:

I had the biggest crush on him when I was in junior high.

Cocky young smarty Val:

Madmartigen 5ever.

still would.

Beat me to it. ;)

Truly, his greatest role:

TL;DR: I am now a sentient Fleshlight.

And it looked like she married the guy so he could get citizenship in the country or something and he probably was paying her for it.